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Fetish the new single from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, will be distributed exclusively through the World Wide Web. With the help of technology from Liquid Audio, the new track was available worldwide for free download exclusively through www.muzic.com, a new music news and commerce super-site. Beginning January, Internet users worldwide can visit the muzic.com Web site to download the Joan Jett single at no charge and read a candid interview with the artist conducted by muzic.com news before the site's full-scale launch on Feb. 20.

GWAR is right now in the process of mixing the new album. The tentative title is ‘High Brow Potty Humor’, but they’ll probably smoke some crack and change it before the proposed release date of April 1, 1999. Some notes worthy of mention on the new album: · It will be a new highlight in sickness for history’s vilest band. · Singers on the album: Slymenstra, BalSac , Timmy the Talking Toilet, and the newest Scumdog, Scroda! · GWAR is producing this project in-house, since everyone’s too scared to be associated with them anymore. · Some songs are actually older than Hell-o Intergalactic Wrestling Championships...for Real We all know the only thing more fun that watching GWAR erradicate our species is watching us do it to ourselves. In other words, pro wrestling! You Bohabs like wrestling, don’t you? Of course you do. Coming January 31, 1999, GWAR will be participating in HardCore Wrestling’s (HCW) first event! Held in Hell (aka: Cleveland) the card will feature a willing slave (one of TGF’s own team members!) fighting for his life (literally) for his master, Techno Destructo. Techno will also battle Oderus in the ring! Here’s the official release, done by TGF’s Taint Monger: GWAR TO APPEAR IN WRESTLING EVENT Heavy metal music's beloved space barbarians, GWAR, have signed on with a budding wrestling promotion. Oderus Urungus and Techno Destructo will fight it out in the squared circle in a GWAR Death Match, for Jeff Traxler's aptly named HardCore Wrestling, January 31st in Cleveland,Ohio. These marauding terrors, who generally hold cannibalistic blood orgies disguised as rock and roll concerts, will now take to the ring to gather souls! Also appearing in this event include local hero Psycho Mike in the ever-popular light bulb match, and The Beast vs. Billy Bob in a Death Locker Match. This gem features foot lockers at each end of the ring filled with glass, barbed wire and thumbtacks. As a co-main event, a 20-man Fans Bring the Weapons battle royal promises to spray plasma all the way up to the cheap seats. Members of GWAR will hold several autograph signings in suburban Cleveland, along with former WWF and WCW star Maxx Payne. They will also be on hand at the event for an autograph session with HardCore Wrestling's elite. ******GWAR sends a VIRUS ALERT!!!**** "After working on some shit for The GWAR Forum, I noticed my computer started to act funny and the next thing I knew, the damn computer was not even starting anymore" - EnForcer (Infected by the CIH Virus) Lately a virus known as CIH has been making it's way around the computer world and infecting anyone who downloads from the internet. The CIH virus is an EXE infecting virus that becomes active on the 26 of every month. There are many types of this virus, some of them are just a pain in the ass that makes your exe files useless, and another one can actually write over your BIOS chip in your computer, making your machine malfunction, and non-bootable. If you download a lot from the internet, then you should scan your computer for viruses at least twice a month. F-Prot is a virus scanner, that can detect and kill this and any other virus that may be in your computer system. Please note: All of the files that you download from The GWAR Forum are safe. You will never have to worry about a virus from here. Most of our files are sound and video files and so far you can't get a virus from those type of files!